Dairy cows get to see grass for the first time in months.
Happy cows never fail to make my day better.
Sex in Video Games
I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS
poRTAL
THE ZELDA ONE THOUGH
THE ZELDA ONE
TETRIS THO FUCKING TETRIS
oh my glob i can;t
i AM CRYING OH MY GOD
ZELDA……….
today i was in which wich and the cashier called out ‘roast beef for prisoner 24601’ and a dude stood up and said back ‘MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN’ and the cashier instantly said ‘AND I’M JAVERT, DO NOT FORGET MY NAME’ and im pretty sure he gave the guy like a 10 dollar tip
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Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
I can’t handle this I’m crying
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Good evolutionary defense mechanisms: Running very fast. Hiding really well. Being full of poison. Having wicked spikes.
Questionable evolutionary defense mechanisms: … whatever this is.
Behold the 3Doodler, the world’s first pen that lets you draw 3D sculptures in real time.
has science gone too far
what if you drew gay porn
what if you drew a dildo
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
About about those puppy gifs
